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The Last Man to Go to Paradise
From Ibn Mas’ud, he said: “The Prophet once said: “The last person to go to heaven is a man who will sometimes walk and other times fall down as he passes the sirat (a bridge between the heaven and hell). Sometimes the fires from hell below burn parts of his body.
Finally when he reaches the other end of the bridge, he turned back to look at the hell and said, “Glorified is Allah who has saved me from it. Indeed, Allah has endowed me with something that is never given to anyone before or after me.” After saying those words, he sees a tree in front of him, and says: ‘O my Lord, bring me close to the tree, so I can rest and drink its water.” God said: “O son of Adam! If I grant your request now, perhaps you will ask for more from Me.” ・・No, I will not my Lord,・・ answered the man firmly.
He then vowed to God that he would not ask for more.・ God is well aware the man is impatient and grants his request. Then God brings the man closer to the tree where he is able to rest and drinks its water. Suddenly, he sees another tree which is more beautiful than the first one. He then asks God, ・・O Allah, bring me close to that tree, so I can rest and drinks its water. I promi
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Did Prophet Muhammad Ever Make Jokes?
In spite of his being a Prophet, Muhammad (peace and blessings be upon him) was a very pleasant light-hearted person. Despite all the severity and seriousness of his function, his company was neither dull nor uninteresting, but was full of pleasant and sincere humor. With his pleasant ways and moderate joking, the Prophet showed us that religion does not have to make us dull and disagreeable.
In this regard, Sheikh Zoubir Bouchikhi, Imam of the Islamic Society of Greater Houston’s Southeast Mosque, states: The Prophet (peace and blessings be upon him) used to make jokes but he was sincere in them. One day he told an old lady that no old man and no old woman will enter Jannah, and she was shocked, then he clarified to her that he meant when we go to Jannah we enter as Young people.
Elaborating on this issue, the eminent Muslim scholar, Sheikh Yusuf Al-Qaradawi, adds: Despite his enormous responsibilities, the Prophet (peace and blessings be upon him) always had time for jokes; however, he never lied when joking. On many occasions the Prophet (peace and blessings be upon him) shared in the good cheer of his Companions; he’d joke with them and have fun. But as he shared in their joy, he shared in their sorrow.
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